
“Exceptional tuck. Strong symmetry. Barely a paw in sight.”
- Tuck
- 95
- Symmetry
- 90
- Stillness
- 91
The cat loaf, scored
Snap your cat. Get a Loaf Score. Settle the question once and for all.
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“Exceptional tuck. Strong symmetry. Barely a paw in sight.”

The verdict card
A score, a verdict and just enough detail to make the group chat competitive.
No tape measure required
Your cat assumes the position.
Take a photo or choose one you’ve already captured.
Loafed analyses the loaf and delivers the verdict.
The main event
A clear score, a considered verdict and just enough detail to make the group chat competitive.
Clear, considered and made to share
Tuck
Paws hidden
Symmetry
Nicely balanced
Stillness
Statue mode
The internet should know
Loafed is being designed so you can share your cat and their Loaf Score with friends and social media. The bragging can begin when the app arrives.
Coming soon
Loafed is coming soon. Join the list and we’ll let you know when it’s time to score your loaf.
No spam. Just one very important loaf-related email.